Learn Spanish: Why Americans Don't

I just bet you had absolutely no idea that the U.S.·That you not only do not have to master
Senate, on February 17, 2005, declared this thethousands of vocabulary words before being able
"Year of the Foreign Language Study". You didn'tto communicate in Spanish but that you will begin
know, did you? Ah ha! I knew it!to learn all that vocabulary in the same natural
It is true.and fluent way you learned your native language
The year, 2005, was the official Year of Foreignas a child.
Language Study. And it is about bloody time, I·That you will not have to memorize
would like to add. In case you are wondering whynumerous grammar rules in order to become
your elected officials bothered with passing thisfluent in Spanish.
resolution, on taxpayer's time and money, it is·That you are NOT too old to become
because most of America is afflicted with aFLUENT in Spanish and that children do not learn
dreadful and painful lack of foreign language ability.languages faster than adults do.
This, my foreign-language-illiterate fellow American,One of the consequences of this Xenoglossophia,
is because we have this disorder (and this is true)is that less that 9% of Americans are fluent, to
called, xenoglossophobia-the fear of foreignany degree, in any foreign language. Americans
languages. Moreover, in America it is, and alwaysare a linguistically challenged people.
has been, a chronic case!What may happen is that when a potential
Before 1923, 22 states in America had lawsAmerican expatriate does work up the courage
prohibiting the teaching of foreign languages. Isto move (retire) to Mexico he or she ends up
that xenophobic (having abnormal fear or hatredmoving to one of the huge English Speaking
of the strange or foreign) or what! It was in 1923American Enclaves or colonies that have formed
when the Supreme Court overturned this sillinessin Mexico. Or they may forego the opportunity of
However, by 1954, 56% of the U.S. high schoolsa lifetime to live in Mexico because of their fear
did not even have foreign language coursesof learning a second language.
available to their students. Of those who did, onlyIt may surprise you to learn that there may be
14.2% students enrolled in foreign language study.more than one million Americans living in Mexico at
This was all due to America's abnormal fear ofany one time. What they have done is invade a
the strange or foreign as applied to foreignparticular city, and create, for all practical
languages-xenoglossophobia! Tell me if you havepurposes, a new culture of English speakers. You
ever, in your life, heard this one:can, if it is your desire, move to cities like San
"When those Mexicans come to American theyMiguel de Allende or Puerto Vallarta and live there
should have to learn how to speak English."the rest of your days and never, and I mean
I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard this. INEVER have to utter one word of Spanish.
know you have heard it too, so don't deny it!The local population in those cities has had to learn
Well folks, many Americans who move to (orEnglish. They've been forced, out of sheer
even just visit Mexico) do not bother to learnnecessity, to learn English to cope with a
Spanish. One could make the case that if youpopulation, and sometimes a huge population, of
were just a tourist that you could squeak by withAmerican Gringos who refuse to learn the
pointing, grunting, and making loud gaseous sounds.language-that is Xenoglossophobia at work. I have
However, if you are going to move here, why inmixed feelings about that whole situation.
God's name don't you learn Spanish?I am glad for the local Mexicans who have
Excuse: xenoglossophobia!become bilingual. This fact actually makes the
Now you have this real excuse to blame for yourentire point of this article.
total lack of linguistic skills in Spanish. But knowThe local Nationals have, in the majority of cases,
that it not only hurts the feelings of the localslearned English without ever stepping foot in an
that you come to their country and don't learnEnglish speaking country. (They never lived in an
their language but the Mexicans see the hypocrisyEnglish speaking country for even a nano-second
in that you expect something out of them, whenof their lives and yet have a high degree of
they expatriate to America, that you are notspoken fluency in English.) Some of them have
yourself willing to even try when you move toexcellent accents to boot. Some of them are
Mexico.poorly educated and yet have learned English and
Just explain to your Mexican housekeeperhave done so well.
xenoglossophobia-I am sure she will understand.Shouldn't this be an indictment of every U.S.
In America, the situation is getting worse eveneducated American who comes as a tourist or
today. In a 2002 story by Patrik Jonsson for Theexpats who never in their lives learn even the
Christian Science Monitor, it was reported that themost basic of survival phrases in Spanish?
states of Georgia, New Jersey, and the schoolJust think of this for a moment. We have here in
district in Denver either had waived or were inMexico entire cities with huge number of locals
the process of ending a foreign languagewho are too poor to afford English lessons and
requirement for high school graduation.yet have a high degree of spoken fluency in
I contacted all of these school districts. OnlyEnglish. I might add that this phenomenon is
Denver responded. They said,mostly restricted to the resort areas of Mexico.
"I have checked with several counselors. At thisDo not come to where I live, in Guanajuato, and
time, we cannot think of any district in Coloradoexpect the locals to speak English.
that requires Foreign Language (particularly in theIf these financially challenged locals can learn
Metro area). That's not to say there isn't a smallanother language without ever participating in any
district somewhere that requires it."sort of total- immersion course in an English
There you have it--xenoglossophobia at its best.speaking country then what excuse do Americans
Or, should I say at its worst?have for not learning Spanish?
The solution?Another concern I have is that when Mexicans
"Foreign language learning is not something thatexpatriate to America there is an American
happens overnight it takes a commitment of timecultural expectation for them to learn English. You
and money. U.S. schools compound the problemhear this complaining all the time and currently it is
by waiting too long to start foreign languageone of the battle cries of the anti-Mexican
instruction. According to ACTFL Professionalmovement in America. Yet, when Americans
Programs Director Elvira Swender, U.S. studentsexpatriate to Mexico, particularly retirees, they do
often start learning foreign languages at puberty,not do what they expect the Mexicans to do
"an age at which their brains are least receptivewhen they expatriate to America-learn the
to language learning".language.
Swender also notes the relative unimportanceWhat they do instead is congregate into enclaves.
that schools assign to languages. "It doesn't occurThey create "Little Americas" in certain popular
to anyone that we should wait to teach studentscities. They have names for them like "Gringo
math", she points out, "so why do we wait withGulch" or "Gringo Landia". These have become
foreign languages?"areas of Mexico where the Gringos have
You should not dismiss this issue oftransformed Mexican cities into something
Xenoglossophobia. There is a real andNon-Mexican.
unacknowledged fear of foreigners in AmericanDo not miss the hypocrisy here.
culture. I see this all the time in the people I talkThis is the political platform of anti-Mexican
to. I am a syndicated columnist and book authormovements like "The Minuteman Project" and yet
and am constantly being deluged with reader'sAmericans do the very same thing of which they
comments. Some are not so nice. I get a senseaccuse the Mexican immigrants to America-they
from the hundreds of column reader's responsesdo not learn the language or assimilate into the
I receive that not just Xenoglossophobia is a realculture!
problem, but Xenophobia in general is alive andThis bothers me greatly. If America expects that
well in America.immigrants to the U.S. should have to learn English
At the writing of this article, the Minutemanand assimilate into the American culture then is it
Project Movement is growing leaps and boundsnot the height of hypocrisy not to Practice What
that will, in my view, cause an even largeYou Preach when you, the American, moves to
isolationism from Mexico. I do not know butMexico?
maybe it will even go back to the days whenIf Mexican nationals, who cannot afford English
learning a foreign language will be outlawed or atlessons, can and do learn English so they can get
least dropped from the school's curriculum allgood jobs in the resort areas, then you too, Mr.
together. Anything is possible and stranger thingsand Ms. American (who can probably very likely
have happened.afford to do so) learn Spanish BEFORE moving to
The main reasons I think people who would reallyMexico. Remember: these resort town locals
like to learn Spanish, but who do not, are thoselearned English having never stepped foot in a
who suffer from Xenoglossophobia. These areclass or English speaking country.
people who would love to learn Spanish but doA point you may be thinking about now is that if
not because of their fears of second languagethere are cities in Mexico where you could move
acquisition. They are just plainly and simply afraid. Iand never have to learn the language then why
think that fear works out in some of the followingnot do so. Is not that the perfect setup? The
ways:answer is that you could do that. Then stop
·They think that they will not be able tocomplaining that immigrants who move to
master the thousands of vocabulary wordsAmerica should have to learn English and
required for communicating in the language.assimilate into the American culture. If you are
·They are terrified at the thought of havinggoing to move to Mexico, never learn the
to learn grammar rules. I mean, who wouldn't be?language so that you can assimilate into the
Can you imagine anything more boring?Mexican culture, then you do not have the right
·They are afraid that they are too old. Theyto expect the same thing of Mexicans when they
are convinced that had they started as a childexpatriate to America!
they would have had a fair shot at masteringI am convinced that the Xenoglossophobia is the
Spanish. They think their learning curve is retardeddirect result of two issues: Method and Motivation.
because of their age.I will be covering this in the later chapters. The
·Here is the BIG ONE: They are scared towrong method kills the motivation. Motivation
death of making a fool of themselves.never blossoms and grows because of the
I believe there are other reasons that I haven'tfrightful methods Americans have been led to
thought of but these are some of the top onesbelieve should be the one and only way to learn a
that give the adult learner fits. I talk to people allforeign language.
the time who voice these concerns. They areThe biggest thing to consider at this point is that
genuine. They would love to live in Mexico and toif a member of a poor and barely developing
take advantage of all its benefits but thesecountry can somehow manage to learn English
objections loom so largely in their brains that theywithout the resources available to the majority of
cannot move past them.Americans, then there is hope-BIG HOPE-that you
Unbelievably this Xenoglossophobia is such a realtoo can develop a high degree of spoken fluency
disorder that some people cannot get past itin Spanish.
without professional help.I think the Xenoglossophobia is the biggest factor
Sometimes all the knowledge in the world will notin why Americans do not learn Spanish. And just
convince someone so afflicted so that they canthink about this a minute: there will be no
get past their fears and start to acquire a secondassimilation into the culture if you cannot
language. If you are xenoglossophobic and yet it iscommunicate in the language of the culture.
a life goal of yours to master Spanish, get theWhether you want to move here or function
help you need. What we cover in this series maybetter as tourist, there is a way to master
be of help to get you started.Spanish.
Here is what you will learn: