| "Lord, Teach us how to Pray..."So I
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| | it get past me.""So give us this day our
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| kneeled down, looked up with supplicant
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| | daily bread?""Ha, Son!, you guys have all
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| hands outstretched and oh mamma, it
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| | those bases covered yourselves. 'Ol Bart
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| finally happened."Our
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| | Simpson made us all roar in here when he
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| Father..""Yes?""Yes? What the hell!""You
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| | said 'Dear God, since we paid for all
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| called me didn't you? It's me, the
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| | this food, thanks for nothing." What a
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| Father""Holy Crap, your kidding!""No, I'm
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| | kid! We need to change that to 'give us
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| not kidding, you said "Our Father" and
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| | this day our daily booze and cigs and
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| you just happened to catch me in the
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| | chips and fries.' I wish you guys would
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| area. How can I help you?""Who art in
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| | all go back to daily bread. Then most of
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| heaven?"Well duh, you're looking up
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| | you wouldn't look like such little butter
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| aren't you? Although, I gotta tell you,
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| | balls, staggering through your day,
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| "up" is kinda out these days. It's really
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| | smelling like hell and having arteries
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| more of an "in there.""So you think I
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| | filled with Elmer's glue. I've tasted
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| should say, 'Our Father, who art in
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| | some of the bread you guys make. Ewwwwww,
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| there?'"Yes, sounds better doesn't it?
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| | no thanks! I used to give it with, you
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| And that's really where I am."You're not
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| | know, nice rain, great seeds, family farm
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| in Heaven?""Well I can be, but it's not
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| | stuff, but your big Ag. boys have pretty
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| an 'up' here or even and 'out' here. I
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| | much taken over giving you all your daily
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| just like 'in here" better. Just correct
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| | bread and the shaft I might add, so we
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| it next for next time.""Hallowed be thy
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| | can leave that one out of the
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| name.""No really, you can cut that stuff
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| | prayer.""And forgive us our sins as we
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| out too. I don't need to be hallowed.
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| | forgive those that sin against us?""Oh
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| I'm not that insecure. Years ago I told
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| | har har har! Now no one means that
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| a crowd I was a jealous God, and have
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| | anymore. If I forgave you guys as you
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| never heard the end of it. Back then,
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| | forgive each other, well I'd have to kill
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| there were others gods around and I was
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| | ya! You are becoming the most nasty,
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| kinda kidding about feeling left out and
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| | lying, self righteous, unforgiving and
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| not the Big Kahuna, so I threw in the
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| | judgmental bunch I have ever had on the
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| jealous thing. Well, that proved
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| | planet to date! Seems the more you try
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| embarassing for monotheism, something I
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| | to make the world like you think I want
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| promote, so we don't say that anymore. I
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| | it, the more freaky you become. No, you
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| just told the 24 guys around my throne
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| | best leave this one alone or at least
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| who sing 'holy,holy holy' to me day and
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| | don't mention it until you really mean
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| night, forever to knock it off. It REALLY
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| | it.""And lead us not into
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| get's old! So you don't have to hallow
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| | temptation?""Excuse me, I don't. You are
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| me. I'm over it. How can I help
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| | doing just fine with leading yourself.
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| you?""Thy Kingdom come?""Really? You
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| | Why would I do that anyway? Trust me, I
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| want my kingdom to come? First drop the
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| | have a lot more things to do than lead
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| King James talk ok? Jesus and I talk
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| | humanity into any more shenanigans than
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| that way to each other when we are goofin
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| | they lead themselves into already! Oh
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| around, but not when we have some serious
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| | oh, and I NEVER told the President to
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| things to discuss. So you want my
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| | take out Sadaam! And I didn't put him
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| Kingdom to come huh? What's that mean?"I
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| | there either in the first place. Wait
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| dunno. I was just told to ask it.""Yeah,
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| | until you find out that story. Har har,
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| pretty common, but you know, no one
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| | oops sorry, I shouldn't make light of
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| really means it. I mean, and trust me,
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| | what you guys are quite capable of
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| government leaders don't mean it. Cause
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| | leading yourselves into without my help.
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| I'd be putting them out of business and
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| | So let's drop this part. It makes me feel
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| taking them off the payroll. Lot's of
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| | badly to think you all think I'm behind
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| company CEO's don't mean it, because I'd
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| | all the temptations you just can't seem
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| be eliminating their products from the
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| | to resist. What's that? Oh, and Satan
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| food chain and taking away their
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| | says get off his back too. He doesn't do
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| incentive to screw people for bucks. And
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| | half the stuff he get's blamed for
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| trust me, the Evangelists, Apostles and
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| | either.""But deliver us from evil?""Son,
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| Preachers don't mean it, because they'd
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| | if I did that, you'd all have to go. It
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| find out just how wrong about tons of
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| | takes the evil to contrast the good.
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| stuff they were.""Really?""Oh yeah man
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| | Kinda like 'ol John Denver, he says hi,
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| really! Besides, I said it was already
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| | said 'relatively speaking, you make me
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| in you. I put it there because I knew you
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| | who I am. mountains need the valleys like
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| humans would figure out how to look every
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| | the ocean needs the sand.' What's that?
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| last place in the universe for me, but
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| | Oh, John says that's not how he said
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| never think to look inside. So for the
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| | it...Well something like that, but he got
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| most part, they haven't found me. Cool
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| | it right. So live with it and just don't
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| huh?""So you don't want them to find
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| | be a part of it it when you spot it.""For
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| you?""Actually, not for now. I have to
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| | yours is the Kingdom and the Power and
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| figure out how to convince and teach them
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| | the Glory forever""Well no actually YOURS
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| that their bringing in their idea of a
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| | is the Kingdom and the Power and the
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| Kingdom of Me is freaking scary and will
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| | Glory, but that's a nice thought at
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| lead to nothing but more trouble. I
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| | least. Of course every freakin day I
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| gotta tell ya, Christian types who want
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| | watch your human governments push for
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| to run things like I did in the Old
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| | their own form of kingdom. What's with
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| Testament, and even after I changed my
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| | all the spying you guys are doing on each
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| mind on some stuff in the New, scare the
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| | other? Actually the Power and all of the
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| hell out of me. At least remember the
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| | Glory belongs to fewer and fewer of you
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| Taliban for Go.., well never mind. And
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| | take advantage of your position types.
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| I don't even believe in hell!" Just
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| | Wow, if you guys only could see what's
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| between you and me, they made that up to
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| | going on the way I do. What's that? Oh
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| scare the hell INTO you! It's a control
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| | Jesus says tell your leaders they to quit
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| thing and they got that down pat.""So
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| | doing the church thing and ignoring the
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| what is the Kingdom I am asking for?""You
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| | message. Although it's kinda fun when
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| can't handle it son, sorry. But you'll
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| | they pray in public to me, we're ignoring
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| like it when you come to see it, and you
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| | them too! You know, that 'what goes
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| will. Everything in it's own time
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| | around, comes around'
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| here.""Your will be done?""Well nice try,
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| | thing.""Amen..""Wow, I never expected you
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| but while you might mean that, but most
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| | to really answer me.""Yeah, sometimes we
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| don't even want to think of me getting
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| | pick someone to scare the hell out of and
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| involved in what they want. I can't tell
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| | today was your day. Hope it didn't scare
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| you how many times I have answered that
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| | you too much.""No, no...I"m fine. Just
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| one for people, and they just freak out.
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| | thinking.""Yeah, we hear that a lot when
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| They don't like my will, and besides, I
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| | we really answer that prayer. It's a bit
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| don't have near the one they think for
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| | out of date and maybe you guys that do
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| them to beg for. The problem seems to be
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| | seek a deeper spirituality rather than
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| we think differently and well, they just
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| | just the religious thing, which really
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| didn't know that. One guy quoted a bunch
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| | does nothing but divide and mess you guys
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| of scriptures at me just this morning
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| | up, should drop it. Most don't mean it
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| about me making good on my will for him.
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| | anyway.""Ok, thanks. Well have a nice
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| It was hilarious. He was quoting the old
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| | day.""Sure, no problem, thanks for
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| me, in the Old Testament, where I was
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| | getting touch. Tell your friends what I
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| jealous and very angry at all the nations
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| | said. Well, actually don't. They will
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| of the earth and especially those bozo
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| | just make things difficult for you. Oh
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| Israelites. I've changed a lot since
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| | oh...still there?""Yes.""The Holy Spirit
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| then. I din't have the heart to really
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| | said to tell your minister that, inspite
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| 'my will be done' him. He can't handle
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| | of what the Apostle Paul said, it
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| it either. Actually he spent about an
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| | doesn't moan and peep and groan
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| hour trying to convince me that his will
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| | intercessions for people when they don't
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| was my will, but twern't so.""On earth as
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| | know how to pray. Besides, if he did that
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| it is in heaven?""Son, if I did that,
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| | to me, we'd just all break out laughing.
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| mankind would think they just crossed
| |
| | Just because Paul never new the human
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| over into a parallel universe. Besides,
| |
| | Jesus, only saw him in a vision in his
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| apples and oranges. There is not much
| |
| | head, and the Gospels were written after
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| here I can translate to anything you guys
| |
| | he died, that is no reason to make up
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| could handle 'down there', ha, just
| |
| | such a thing. The Holy Spirit says it's
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| kidding. I'm in here remember. I wish I
| |
| | quite capable of coherent inspiration and
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| had never meantioned the streets of gold
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| | doesn't moan and groan to me. I kinda
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| thing. I was just kidding! Now I have to
| |
| | felt sorry for HS when Paul made that up.
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| listen to all the Christian trader and
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| | We have teased HS endlessly to do that
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| investors hinting that they want in on
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| | groany/moany thing for us. Have a nice
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| the heavenly gold market and just what is
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| | day.""Ok, I'll ask him about that...and
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| that? I never wrote that, but I did let
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| | Amen again.""You bet...
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