Discover rusyns people!
 

Welcome to our rusyns Archive. Have fun browsing!

 

(Browse for more articles)

 

Our Father - The Day God Answered

"Lord, Teach us how to Pray..."So I it get past me.""So give us this day our
kneeled down, looked up with supplicant daily bread?""Ha, Son!, you guys have all
hands outstretched and oh mamma, it those bases covered yourselves. 'Ol Bart
finally happened."Our Simpson made us all roar in here when he
Father..""Yes?""Yes? What the hell!""You said 'Dear God, since we paid for all
called me didn't you? It's me, the this food, thanks for nothing." What a
Father""Holy Crap, your kidding!""No, I'm kid! We need to change that to 'give us
not kidding, you said "Our Father" and this day our daily booze and cigs and
you just happened to catch me in the chips and fries.' I wish you guys would
area. How can I help you?""Who art in all go back to daily bread. Then most of
heaven?"Well duh, you're looking up you wouldn't look like such little butter
aren't you? Although, I gotta tell you, balls, staggering through your day,
"up" is kinda out these days. It's really smelling like hell and having arteries
more of an "in there.""So you think I filled with Elmer's glue. I've tasted
should say, 'Our Father, who art in some of the bread you guys make. Ewwwwww,
there?'"Yes, sounds better doesn't it? no thanks! I used to give it with, you
And that's really where I am."You're not know, nice rain, great seeds, family farm
in Heaven?""Well I can be, but it's not stuff, but your big Ag. boys have pretty
an 'up' here or even and 'out' here. I much taken over giving you all your daily
just like 'in here" better. Just correct bread and the shaft I might add, so we
it next for next time.""Hallowed be thy can leave that one out of the
name.""No really, you can cut that stuff prayer.""And forgive us our sins as we
out too. I don't need to be hallowed. forgive those that sin against us?""Oh
I'm not that insecure. Years ago I told har har har! Now no one means that
a crowd I was a jealous God, and have anymore. If I forgave you guys as you
never heard the end of it. Back then, forgive each other, well I'd have to kill
there were others gods around and I was ya! You are becoming the most nasty,
kinda kidding about feeling left out and lying, self righteous, unforgiving and
not the Big Kahuna, so I threw in the judgmental bunch I have ever had on the
jealous thing. Well, that proved planet to date! Seems the more you try
embarassing for monotheism, something I to make the world like you think I want
promote, so we don't say that anymore. I it, the more freaky you become. No, you
just told the 24 guys around my throne best leave this one alone or at least
who sing 'holy,holy holy' to me day and don't mention it until you really mean
night, forever to knock it off. It REALLY it.""And lead us not into
get's old! So you don't have to hallow temptation?""Excuse me, I don't. You are
me. I'm over it. How can I help doing just fine with leading yourself.
you?""Thy Kingdom come?""Really? You Why would I do that anyway? Trust me, I
want my kingdom to come? First drop the have a lot more things to do than lead
King James talk ok? Jesus and I talk humanity into any more shenanigans than
that way to each other when we are goofin they lead themselves into already! Oh
around, but not when we have some serious oh, and I NEVER told the President to
things to discuss. So you want my take out Sadaam! And I didn't put him
Kingdom to come huh? What's that mean?"I there either in the first place. Wait
dunno. I was just told to ask it.""Yeah, until you find out that story. Har har,
pretty common, but you know, no one oops sorry, I shouldn't make light of
really means it. I mean, and trust me, what you guys are quite capable of
government leaders don't mean it. Cause leading yourselves into without my help.
I'd be putting them out of business and So let's drop this part. It makes me feel
taking them off the payroll. Lot's of badly to think you all think I'm behind
company CEO's don't mean it, because I'd all the temptations you just can't seem
be eliminating their products from the to resist. What's that? Oh, and Satan
food chain and taking away their says get off his back too. He doesn't do
incentive to screw people for bucks. And half the stuff he get's blamed for
trust me, the Evangelists, Apostles and either.""But deliver us from evil?""Son,
Preachers don't mean it, because they'd if I did that, you'd all have to go. It
find out just how wrong about tons of takes the evil to contrast the good.
stuff they were.""Really?""Oh yeah man Kinda like 'ol John Denver, he says hi,
really! Besides, I said it was already said 'relatively speaking, you make me
in you. I put it there because I knew you who I am. mountains need the valleys like
humans would figure out how to look every the ocean needs the sand.' What's that?
last place in the universe for me, but Oh, John says that's not how he said
never think to look inside. So for the it...Well something like that, but he got
most part, they haven't found me. Cool it right. So live with it and just don't
huh?""So you don't want them to find be a part of it it when you spot it.""For
you?""Actually, not for now. I have to yours is the Kingdom and the Power and
figure out how to convince and teach them the Glory forever""Well no actually YOURS
that their bringing in their idea of a is the Kingdom and the Power and the
Kingdom of Me is freaking scary and will Glory, but that's a nice thought at
lead to nothing but more trouble. I least. Of course every freakin day I
gotta tell ya, Christian types who want watch your human governments push for
to run things like I did in the Old their own form of kingdom. What's with
Testament, and even after I changed my all the spying you guys are doing on each
mind on some stuff in the New, scare the other? Actually the Power and all of the
hell out of me. At least remember the Glory belongs to fewer and fewer of you
Taliban for Go.., well never mind. And take advantage of your position types.
I don't even believe in hell!" Just Wow, if you guys only could see what's
between you and me, they made that up to going on the way I do. What's that? Oh
scare the hell INTO you! It's a control Jesus says tell your leaders they to quit
thing and they got that down pat.""So doing the church thing and ignoring the
what is the Kingdom I am asking for?""You message. Although it's kinda fun when
can't handle it son, sorry. But you'll they pray in public to me, we're ignoring
like it when you come to see it, and you them too! You know, that 'what goes
will. Everything in it's own time around, comes around'
here.""Your will be done?""Well nice try, thing.""Amen..""Wow, I never expected you
but while you might mean that, but most to really answer me.""Yeah, sometimes we
don't even want to think of me getting pick someone to scare the hell out of and
involved in what they want. I can't tell today was your day. Hope it didn't scare
you how many times I have answered that you too much.""No, no...I"m fine. Just
one for people, and they just freak out. thinking.""Yeah, we hear that a lot when
They don't like my will, and besides, I we really answer that prayer. It's a bit
don't have near the one they think for out of date and maybe you guys that do
them to beg for. The problem seems to be seek a deeper spirituality rather than
we think differently and well, they just just the religious thing, which really
didn't know that. One guy quoted a bunch does nothing but divide and mess you guys
of scriptures at me just this morning up, should drop it. Most don't mean it
about me making good on my will for him. anyway.""Ok, thanks. Well have a nice
It was hilarious. He was quoting the old day.""Sure, no problem, thanks for
me, in the Old Testament, where I was getting touch. Tell your friends what I
jealous and very angry at all the nations said. Well, actually don't. They will
of the earth and especially those bozo just make things difficult for you. Oh
Israelites. I've changed a lot since oh...still there?""Yes.""The Holy Spirit
then. I din't have the heart to really said to tell your minister that, inspite
'my will be done' him. He can't handle of what the Apostle Paul said, it
it either. Actually he spent about an doesn't moan and peep and groan
hour trying to convince me that his will intercessions for people when they don't
was my will, but twern't so.""On earth as know how to pray. Besides, if he did that
it is in heaven?""Son, if I did that, to me, we'd just all break out laughing.
mankind would think they just crossed Just because Paul never new the human
over into a parallel universe. Besides, Jesus, only saw him in a vision in his
apples and oranges. There is not much head, and the Gospels were written after
here I can translate to anything you guys he died, that is no reason to make up
could handle 'down there', ha, just such a thing. The Holy Spirit says it's
kidding. I'm in here remember. I wish I quite capable of coherent inspiration and
had never meantioned the streets of gold doesn't moan and groan to me. I kinda
thing. I was just kidding! Now I have to felt sorry for HS when Paul made that up.
listen to all the Christian trader and We have teased HS endlessly to do that
investors hinting that they want in on groany/moany thing for us. Have a nice
the heavenly gold market and just what is day.""Ok, I'll ask him about that...and
that? I never wrote that, but I did let Amen again.""You bet...




www.legacyrus.com keyword stats [2007-06-03-2007-06-03]


Other search phrases:

how many people did sadaam kill the ecclesiastical history of the
how did the great depression affect the lose weight fat
history of the negro people in the a religious history of the american
people of world history free photos of old women
out of many a history of the american how did stalin kill people
the oxford history of the american hmong new year
amish lancaster county how many people did saddam hussain kill
infoplease countries of the world macmillan library reference encyclopedia
churchill history of the english history of the russian blue
how many people did ed gein church bible study
history is the women in ancient greek culture
virtual map of the world how many people did pol pot kill
how many people did he kill





1- A- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12- 13- 14- 15- 16- 17- 18- 19- 20- 21- 22- 23- 24- 25- 26- 27- 28- 29- 30- 31- 32- 33- 34- 35- 36- 37- 38- 39- 40- 41- 42- 43- 44- 45- 46- 47- 48- 49- 50- 51- 52- 53- 54- 55- 56- 57- 58- 59-